Update: The Day That Wouldn't Quit It

I have just had one of the worst days of my entire life. I can't really blame it all on the events of today, as the previous day’s activities have all played key roles in helping to make this such a colossal disaster. I'll try and be concise and come back in a week or two to provide a retrospective commentary on how certain things worked out, but as of writing this, it is not looking good at all. Come, share in my grief. Update: Some of the problems resolved themselves.